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Statuesque Kid

By: luvly1Published: 03/11/2002
 
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Someone get this poor kid a hood or an umbrella or something.

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    statement (0 replies)
    started by sokmonkey1
    (04.08.2002 7:34:04 PM EST)

    way to young to be shit faced

    stop to say something.... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (03.29.2002 2:01:03 AM EST)

    saw marvin's reply,and like roger i too will be moving right along.

    Don't Trust Anyone

    What's that (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.11.2002 1:50:41 PM EST)

    fowl smell?

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    LMAO @ the Chump (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.11.2002 1:33:24 PM EST)

    I can't top that reply..

    moving right along now........


    Just protecting my sheep

    This pretty much explains (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.11.2002 8:41:31 AM EST)


    ...my life, before I got a Drivers License and could get off the farm to meet other people. Child Labor Laws don't include farming.

    I found out later that some kids had chores to do. I on the other hand, had a job.

    Just be grateful (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (03.11.2002 3:42:04 AM EST)

    that cows can't fly.

    ROFLMAO! (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (03.11.2002 3:41:35 AM EST)

    This kid is a future NRA member if I ever saw one. A lame one, at that. The parka HAS a hood. LOL

    Hilarious pic with an equally hilarious title, Luvly1. Excellent!

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    These kids today... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (03.11.2002 2:08:03 AM EST)

    all they want to do is go down to the park and get shit faced.

    (This reminds me, I gotta go wash the car.)

    Don't worry, (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (03.11.2002 1:43:05 AM EST)

    no tears were shed. It turns out that the pigeon's poop had the same "no-tears" formula as the Johnson's baby shampoo that was used to clean this mess.

    Scat! (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (03.11.2002 1:17:08 AM EST)

    "Sorry kid. I thought you meant scat as in 'scat', not scat as in 'shooo'!"

    It's good to learn early in life (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (03.11.2002 1:08:28 AM EST)

    that eventually you're going to get dumped on.

    bird knows best (0 replies)
    started by garibaldi
    (03.11.2002 1:05:39 AM EST)

    he's gonna be a shit-head.

    Hey Mr. Poopy-head! (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (03.11.2002 0:12:24 AM EST)


    This picture is for the birds.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

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