"The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who willnot stain the house."-Des Moines Register debate, Iowa, Jan. 15, 2000
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#110 Frogs never drink.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
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Q. What goes, "click - click - click - click - click - click. Did I get it?" A. Stevie Wonder with a Rubik's Cube.
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started by
sokmonkey1
(04.08.2002 7:34:04 PM EST)
way to young to be shit faced
stop to say something....
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started by
dtahellyeah
(03.29.2002 2:01:03 AM EST)
saw marvin's reply,and like roger i too will be moving right along.
ROFLMAO!
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started by
tjshere
(03.11.2002 3:41:35 AM EST)
This kid is a future NRA member if I ever saw one. A lame one, at that. The parka HAS a hood. LOL
Hilarious pic with an equally hilarious title, Luvly1. Excellent!
Never fear.....TJ's here!
These kids today...
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started by
proverbialchump
(03.11.2002 2:08:03 AM EST)
all they want to do is go down to the park and get shit faced.
(This reminds me, I gotta go wash the car.)
Don't worry,
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willi
(03.11.2002 1:43:05 AM EST)
no tears were shed. It turns out that the pigeon's poop had the same "no-tears" formula as the Johnson's baby shampoo that was used to clean this mess.
Scat!
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started by
willi
(03.11.2002 1:17:08 AM EST)
"Sorry kid. I thought you meant scat as in 'scat', not scat as in 'shooo'!"
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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