The FBI issued a warning today many Ohio newspapers that they suspect a terrorist may be hiding in the Amish community near here. This photo was the first clue that triggered the investigation.
...all you want but they don't molest little boys.
Sorry, but that really pisses me off, the way the head church just moved that priest around for 30 years.
Amos Boone Laden?
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proverbialchump
(03.13.2002 7:12:42 AM EST)
Amish terror would be at a green(low) alert. 2 reasons being:
They cant build bombs, because that would require a detonating button.
They cant build up enough speed with their buggys, to do any worthy damage, running into buildings.
Why is it you always see these people in the stores, but you never see buggys parked in the parking lots?
Will somebody......
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started by
willi
(03.13.2002 5:04:09 AM EST)
call AAA for me, please? I think my camel busted a hump on the way over here.
Interesting twist,
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started by
willi
(03.13.2002 4:16:39 AM EST)
the merging of two cultures in which the females are subjected to submissive roles in their society.
"Get ye outside and churn the butter, bitch!"
Perhaps
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started by
marvin
(03.13.2002 3:47:08 AM EST)
he's moving to the fertile plains of Arizona.
That buggy is owned by
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  started by
comic
(03.13.2002 0:43:11 AM EST)
Zekesama ben Buttonin. (Ya see, they don't believe in zippers or snaps)
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