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Well.....
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started by
tjshere
(04.21.2002 8:32:31 AM EST)
With some of the weird stuff they put on pizza these days, the squirrell is more likely to enjoy it than I am anyway.
Okay goofs
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marvin
(04.21.2002 2:17:36 AM EST)
next winter forget the nuts, seeds and water for the wildlife leave them pizza, chips and beer .... maybe some chili once a week or so to.
Uhhhhh.....
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started by
misspk
(04.20.2002 11:37:32 PM EST)
Perhaps it's because I think nuts taste good! (however, the hair that can become a nuisance)
Why eat out..
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started by
shawndiaz
(04.20.2002 8:31:29 PM EST)
when you can eat in anyone's garbage
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