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Big Gun
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started by
acidinterval
(04.27.2002 2:27:54 PM EST)
His daddy knows that genetics run in the family. Knowing this from his own personal experience, he assumes his son is going to grow up with a small sween like himself. So he buys him the biggest gun to compensate.
Montana Militia Boy
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started by
proverbialchump
(04.27.2002 10:51:15 AM EST)
And if youre really good, Daddy will get you a howitzer for your B-day.
Johnny was such
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started by
garibaldi
(04.27.2002 4:22:47 AM EST)
a quiet child, kept to himself. Don't know why he mowed down all the kids at the daycare.
Grow into?
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started by
luvly1
(04.27.2002 3:50:42 AM EST)
LMAO!.......Yeah...if the kick back doesn't kill him before he fits it!
LOL!
Reminds me of the Russians building tanks that did not accomodate the soldier!
They could plow down a village, but dye doing it...from the kick back!
LMAO!
What a fool believes!
Great post Skunk!
Very witty!
Now
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started by
marvin
(04.27.2002 2:47:48 AM EST)
just point him at a deer.
Yeah....
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  started by
roger
(04.27.2002 0:13:33 AM EST)
take out the day care center. Give him some Ridlin and watch him go... hahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
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