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Well....
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briredfern
(04.22.2002 9:28:53 PM EST)
that's one way to keep it from scratching me when I put it down my paints.... Only it won't be as soft as usual.....
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Head.........
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started by
michaelcarl
(04.22.2002 10:46:11 AM EST)
Boy do I love a good Head on my Beer.......
Hmmmm...
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started by
seaweedy
(04.22.2002 0:28:29 AM EST)
I've heard of eating it, but never heard of drinking it!
SKUNK!! im pissed!
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started by
acidinterval
(04.21.2002 4:52:37 AM EST)
That is a sick picture.. I mean Pint. Who would ever drink a glass of pussy anyway? Unless its freshly squeezed, I ain't touching it.
This Beer
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marvin
(04.21.2002 2:19:34 AM EST)
tastes ike cats pee !
Now take and throw it up against a brick wall and count the number of cuts it puts in the cat.
hahahahaha
Skunk, you know somebody is gonna say this is cruel don't you?
^5
Just protecting my sheep
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