"A lame duck session, for people who don't know what that means, it means the Senate is coming and the House is coming back between now and Christmas and they've got a few days to get some big things done."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002
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HOLEY Guacamole Batman!
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garibaldi
(04.24.2002 10:21:10 AM EST)
Now we can see the inspiration for SNL's ambigously gay crimefighters (forgot the official moniker).
It might make it a crappier water pistol, but I say Bats has a big arse.
Hey TJ
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thegrandpatron
(04.24.2002 7:49:48 AM EST)
You wonder if he ever applied for priesthood? He wears a Black Cape doesn't he? Don't they?
Now we know why he is call Robin the Boy Wonder. Batman is always wondering where he is. He needs his Bat Injection.
Not a type..
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started by
shawndiaz
(04.24.2002 7:27:56 AM EST)
for kids to play with.
Warving: May contain small parts which could choke small children
Hey, look !!
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started by
tjshere
(04.24.2002 3:48:24 AM EST)
Batman is using a buttplug. Hmmmmmmm, I wonder if he ever applied for priesthood?
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Squirt!
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started by
acidinterval
(04.24.2002 1:58:15 AM EST)
Fill his anus. Squeeze his penis..
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