"Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America. And I--it's--I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values."--Visiting the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C., July 2, 2001
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Yo Mama ...
is so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
One Liners
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: Are you sure it's mine?
Any vacation that includes "Chaca-Chaca", is a great vacation.
Throw a Luvly lure into the equation and I'm there!!!
Fish?
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started by
thegrandpatron
(04.26.2002 7:44:39 AM EST)
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
chaca-chaca
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started by
obiwan
(04.26.2002 5:26:07 AM EST)
Just what I would love to be doing right now.
And Mexico is shit Lepervier? hmm this calls for a post in gripes...
~Obiwan~
Mazatalan !
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started by
marvin
(04.26.2002 3:13:10 AM EST)
I know where that is ;-)
Got a goood idea what chaca-chaca is too .... but I'll leave that for Gurly to tell.
You want to see my shad rigs Perv?
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started by
luvly1
(04.26.2002 2:05:34 AM EST)
LMAO!......I know who you are.....and just ......well.....I'm not buying into your nonsense.
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