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#95 Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
One Liners
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with a woman? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Woah dude.
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acidinterval
(04.30.2002 8:18:50 AM EST)
dems some phat lines, eh? Any of those guys Cheech & Chong by chance?
Ugh!
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started by
tjshere
(04.30.2002 5:54:27 AM EST)
If their nostrils are that big, I sure hope none of them ever sneeze around me.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Disgusting Habit
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started by
harrymonkbubble
(04.30.2002 4:46:17 AM EST)
Let's hope those dopes don't do any of the 'brown' they find on the street.
Marvin and Roger Suck Goats
Smack !
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started by
marvin
(04.30.2002 3:58:59 AM EST)
no not the drug ..... the sound of them being hit by a semi. (that's a truck to me)
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Marvin and Roger Suck Goats
