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Q. What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar? A. A flame thrower.
But with this one, somebody took some effort to make it look real.
No Cautions...
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started by
proverbialchump
(01.28.2002 7:32:33 AM EST)
Or Emergencys, listed? "If you have a reaction and suffer from and irritation, flush with beer. If irritation increases, consult a bartender.
Good one GP, Ill have to update my Home-Owners MSD book with this sheet.
This is great, Patron
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started by
tjshere
(01.28.2002 0:38:30 AM EST)
But please don't tell me you also submitted the female rebuttal.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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