"Jessica Simpson is here with us, which means we've finally introduced reality TV to the Lincoln Theater."—Bush, introducing the pop singer and reality TV star on March 14 at Ford's Theater in Washington (where Lincoln was shot). Source: Richard Leiby, The Washington Post, "Reliable Source," March 16, 2004
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#209 The largest pumpkin ever grown weighed 1,061 lbs.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she just got a job at the airport sniffing for drugs.
One Liners
Q: What's the definition of macho? A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
This makes sense...
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bigswifty
(05.01.2002 9:18:40 AM EST)
Apparently I am the reason that so many women at the beach stay so shapely!
My work is never done!!!!!!
Why is this.......
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tjshere
(05.01.2002 4:02:15 AM EST)
Buried in some small, unheard of clipping? This should be a banner headline on every newspaper in the world. The top story on every newscast. I shall not rest until I hear Peter Jennings extolling this as the greatest weight-loss formula ever!
Hey, come to think of it, you hardly ever see a fat gay guy. I'll bet Richard Simmons doesn't even exercise.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
and of course
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marvin
(05.01.2002 2:53:20 AM EST)
I'd prefer a blow job from a shapely woman rather than a fat one.
Uhmm
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leadj
(05.01.2002 0:21:59 AM EST)
Nice
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