"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." -George W. Bush, speaking at the Radio & Television Correspondents dinner, March 29, 2001
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"I love Buffalo. It's got all the boredom of Canada, without the health insurance" — Triumph, the insult comic dog
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#12 Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backward.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
One Liners
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: So, you all play for the same team?
....thought he'd stop by for a beer. I told him, "I think you've had enough".
Honey ....
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started by
marvin
(05.03.2002 3:57:55 AM EST)
lets stay in tonight ?
Honey...
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started by
proverbialchump
(05.03.2002 0:39:14 AM EST)
did you let the cat out? I feel a draft in here.
Are you calling me honey Skunk?
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started by
luvly1
(05.03.2002 0:34:37 AM EST)
I'm sorry.....I forgot to tell you I had a little mishap this morning!
It's TJ's fault that I wrecked it!
He kept insisting 1st was at the bottom right!
I told him that not the stick I wanted!...HUH?
Grrrrr....!
Take it TJ....
I can't ....
come up with any good lines!
Of course not, what would a trailer be doing in the middle of I-85?
Sweetheart, we left I-85 an hour ago.
What? ((((( C R A S H )))))
Just protecting my sheep
that's gotta suck
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started by
suicideking
(05.03.2002 0:12:58 AM EST)
seen a few friends pull stunts like that...not all of them made it out though. oh well, friends are just people you'll miss later anyways, right? :)
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