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This reminds me of....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(06.04.2002 9:34:34 AM EST)
....of having sex with my wife. Last night was great. I especially like that one part were she almost moved.
Hahahahaha
lol
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started by
obiwan
(06.04.2002 5:32:14 AM EST)
good thing she is already wearing airbags, she's about to receive a direct impact.
~Obiwan~
holy hot kinkiness
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started by
suicideking
(06.04.2002 1:34:44 AM EST)
I want a couple of those..just to have around my room (those of you who know the contents of my room would know they'd fit in just fine)...I could talk to them while wearing a straight-jacket and a gas mask and while smeared in pig's blood, eh Taylor-Made? ;)
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I see
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started by
roger
(06.04.2002 0:11:04 AM EST)
the phantom 1 goofball voter beat me here. fucking cunt.
Great photo Allen. Should this be in uncensored since they are both nekid? hahahaha
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