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Is this .....
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started by
marvin
(05.29.2002 10:49:46 AM EST)
one of a series ? I hope so cos it's good !
I have a great line....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(05.27.2002 9:48:45 AM EST)
...for this one, but unfortuneatly I don't speak "Tweetie".
SHIT !
I thought...
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started by
proverbialchump
(05.27.2002 8:08:32 AM EST)
Tweety was the only pecker Granny had, guess I was wrong.
i tawt i taw a..
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started by
acidinterval
(05.27.2002 2:51:53 AM EST)
well we will just have to get that old putty tat to put you out of your misery
I was in the bed for a month... all I could do was tweet. I had tweet all over the sheet. Tweety is right it's untweetable.. I just had to lay there and suffer. I'm glad now that the canary that gave it to me died while I was screwing it.
hahahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
Perfect!
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luvly1
(05.27.2002 0:18:51 AM EST)
This has always been my favorite line!.....:)!!!
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