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Calorie Counting

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 05/26/2002
 
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    My fav.... (0 replies)
    started by shawndiaz
    (05.26.2002 1:55:45 PM EST)

    Italian Chandelier....but I have to find out how to do it!


    This explains... (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (05.26.2002 10:54:16 AM EST)

    Why Im famished at least 4 times a day. Of course, that's between regular meals.

    BUT according to this chart, the man in my life would be terribly out of shape, he doesn't have to work for a thing :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.26.2002 7:44:23 AM EST)

    !! Rodeo Style !!

    That's where you do it Doggie Style and then when you're both really enjoying it, you lean over and whisper in her ear, "Your sister likes it this way too". Then you try to stay on for 8 seconds.

    Man, what a work out!

    Oh God Yes! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (05.26.2002 1:38:52 AM EST)

    Enough said!

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    started by kweenbee
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    I'm so damn skinny.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    According to this.... (1 reply)  
    started by roger
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    all rapists are skinny as hell.

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