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Stiff Competition

By: luvly1Published: 05/24/2002
 
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    Fly Me. (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (05.24.2002 7:56:19 PM EST)

    Virgin Airlines aint worth a shit. None of the pilots can get into the cock pit, to fly the damn thing. Slut airlines on the other hand, can fit an enitire drink cart up in her tail.

    It's my understanding (0 replies)
    started by roostercogburn
    (05.24.2002 9:12:09 AM EST)


    That the virgin only makes one flight

    I have heard (0 replies)
    started by garibaldi
    (05.24.2002 4:16:45 AM EST)

    there isn't much space in Virgin!

    welll... (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (05.24.2002 3:35:12 AM EST)

    who do you think offers the most enjoyable service?

    How does an angel answer the phone? "Halo"

    LMAO@KB! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (05.24.2002 0:59:18 AM EST)

    Shame!...Shame!...Shame!<
    If I had an airline...I think I'd call it "Sluttish Virgin Air"

    Well..then we'd cover all grounds?

    Hahahaha!

    I'll take the slut (4 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (05.24.2002 0:53:07 AM EST)

    I want the experience. Virgins aren't that much fun anyway with all that cryin' an' stuff.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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