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Safe Crossing

By: marvinPublished: 07/16/2002
 
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Kids, now you can walk but with that sign you had better learn to run fast.

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    If they're game .... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
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    under 18 - shoot 'em
    over 18 - f... oops this isn't the uncensored section is it ? LOL

    ever noticed (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.16.2002 0:18:26 AM EST)


    that No Hunting signs are always riddled with bullets.


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