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Excessive Lateness

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 07/06/2002
 
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Sorry I was late today, had trouble scraping the ice off my car.

Excessive Lateness

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    Damn! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (07.08.2002 11:39:37 PM EST)

    I can't fathom that

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I wonder...... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.06.2002 9:54:17 AM EST)

    If the defroster is still under warranty?

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    This .... (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.06.2002 7:45:41 AM EST)


    ....is one reason I moved to Texas.

    Talk about a "Blast From the Past", I sent this in months ago, as you can probably tell. Thanks for checking on me staff, any and all submissions posted are appreciated.

    One things for sure (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.06.2002 4:13:39 AM EST)

    this isn't Texas.

    AWW YEAH!! (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (07.06.2002 1:55:07 AM EST)

    this gives me a great idea for winter time praticle jokes..

    Trust me, I'm not your type... I am not INFLATEABLE

    I guess..... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (07.06.2002 0:49:36 AM EST)

    ...-30 is a bit cold for a car wash...:)

    Hey girls, check out my ride... (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (07.06.2002 0:14:51 AM EST)


    Can't you see yourself totally chillin' in this?

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    It looks like (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (07.06.2002 0:10:34 AM EST)


    an elephant pissed on it.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Waaaa hahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by skunkman
    (07.06.2002 0:02:30 AM EST)

    1st

    Peeeeee Uuuuuuu

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