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The Perfect Couple

By: marvinPublished: 06/07/2002
 
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These two were simply made for one another.

The Perfect Couple

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    hmm (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (06.07.2002 6:17:28 PM EST)

    yay for virgins and sluts, vaginas and butts, cookies and nuts, and deep paper cuts, I like to eat cheese, I like to eat poo, I hate to admit, but I'd like to eat you (dismembered and cooked that is)


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    Killers are silent

    So this is a duplication eh? (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (06.07.2002 12:46:50 PM EST)

    Hmmm. Then it was a complete waste of time thinking of a comment. Damn.

    Marvin and Roger Suck Goats

    Roger and the Canuck (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.07.2002 8:00:39 AM EST)

    Took my comments.

    They were funny. LMAO

    Hmmm let's see (0 replies)
    started by hannes
    (06.07.2002 7:20:42 AM EST)

    One of them:
    - likes it
    - knows how to do it
    - gives you know trouble boarding

    Pretty obvious choice - heh. :)

    Fly Me. (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (06.07.2002 7:01:14 AM EST)

    Virgin Airlines aint worth a shit. None of the pilots can get into the cock pit, to fly the damn thing. Slut airlines on the other hand, can fit an entire drink cart up in her tail.

    I wonder (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (06.07.2002 4:40:55 AM EST)

    what kind of juice they give you in Slut?

    ~Obiwan~

    Duplication (0 replies)
    started by garibaldi
    (06.07.2002 2:44:35 AM EST)

    May 24, 2002

    The Hostess Badges (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.07.2002 2:36:12 AM EST)

    "Fly Me, I'm a Virgin"

    "Fly Me, I'm a Slut"

    Hey Marvin (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (06.07.2002 1:22:23 AM EST)

    Is this BHX?

    If it is I'm going to be riding a Virgin from Gatwick to Birmingham and then I'll connect with a Slut.

    Marvin and Roger Suck Goats

    And the difference? (2 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (06.07.2002 1:15:35 AM EST)


    A Virgin is girl who you want very much, but hasn't slept with you.
    A Slut is a girl who you want very much, but won't sleep with you.

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    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Well I guess (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (06.07.2002 0:40:11 AM EST)


    the virgin only has the one flight and then it becomes the slut.

    Not many virgins left these days, kinda like in real life.


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