"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it." Source: Business Week Online, "A Gentleman's "C" for W," Richard S. Dunham, July 30, 2001
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so ugly she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can sleep with a light on.
Hurry up...
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started by
proverbialchump
(06.20.2002 8:00:49 AM EST)
somebody give him a hand and help him secrete that concrete off.
"I was proceeding
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started by
marvin
(06.20.2002 3:19:57 AM EST)
in a southerly direction when this tree jumped out in front of me and I had to swerve to avoid it ending up in this bed of freshly laid concrete."
C H i P 's
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started by
acidinterval
(06.20.2002 1:54:16 AM EST)
Cop "i need back up, this situation is getting stiff"
Dispatch "be right there this dozen of doughunts is almost gone"
LMAO
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started by
razor696
(06.20.2002 0:15:33 AM EST)
didn't this happen on the dukes of hazzard once? hmm... why not ask the duke boys themselves?
Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptence, even celebration of another's personhood.
Psssst...
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started by
roger
(06.20.2002 0:14:25 AM EST)
Don't show this to Harry, he thinks the law is one step ahead.
Just protecting my sheep
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