"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." -George W. Bush, in a pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report
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"He's the ugliest woman I have ever seen in my life." — Shaquille O'Neal on Dennis Rodman.
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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she goes to the circus, she takes up all the rings!
One Liners
Q. What do attorneys use for birth control? A. Their personalities.
Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptence, even celebration of another's personhood.
U turn
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started by
acidinterval
(07.01.2002 1:23:48 AM EST)
is my choice
It must be
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started by
kweenbee
(06.29.2002 11:05:32 PM EST)
Near Hell's Canyon.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
How ironic.
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started by
proverbialchump
(06.29.2002 7:53:23 AM EST)
It starts out in Georgia and ends up in hell.
I was always told
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started by
thegrandpatron
(06.29.2002 6:56:19 AM EST)
That the "Road to Hell" is Paved with Good Intentions. But now I can see it's just asphalt.
Those lying Mutha Fuckas.
Too far
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started by
marvin
(06.29.2002 2:58:59 AM EST)
I'm not going that way round to get home !
".......one nation, under God?,..."
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started by
willi
(06.29.2002 1:55:45 AM EST)
hmmm, this seems to be photographic evidence that, in fact, the federal appeals court decision is right on the money!
Somebody........
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started by
tjshere
(06.29.2002 1:20:48 AM EST)
Needs to put a 9 after each one of those.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
goto
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started by
jonauc99
(06.29.2002 0:07:46 AM EST)
hell......
-=Jon=-
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
