"Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things.. Anti-immigrant, for example. And we're not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. We're a party that welcomes people."-campaigning in Cleveland, July 1, 2000
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"Because she is too d@#* ugly to kiss goodbye." — Bum Phillips, when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips.
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is so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!!!
One Liners
I heard that Monica Lewinsky is becoming a Republican. She says that the Democrats left a bad taste, in her mouth!
female insurance agents that dress up like men. I bet she's wearing boxers underneath them pants. She likes for her "boys" to breathe. hahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
If it wasn't....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(06.18.2002 6:28:37 AM EST)
....for people like this, we wouldn't need OSHA.
You're not late
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started by
marvin
(06.18.2002 4:57:31 AM EST)
the ferry is just coming in !
hey
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started by
jonauc99
(06.18.2002 1:32:10 AM EST)
it's my mom! j/k...
-=Jon=-
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