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By: thegrandpatronPublished: 08/05/2002
 
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Dogs are great icebreakers for meeting women. My problem is I keep stepping in crap.

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    started by roger
    (08.06.2003 12:46:29 PM EST)

    it's only 110 degrees in the shade, dress 'em up and let's put it on the internet.
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    started by willi
    (08.06.2002 4:21:45 AM EST)
    Normally I don't like cruelty to animals, but the thought of my dog nestled between a nice set of buns just seems to be right.

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