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Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
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started by
garibaldi
(08.10.2002 12:41:38 PM EST)
is that "piles AND yummy jelly beans"? I'm sure its a good toy, get the kids interested in eating scat young....no wait, they already are like that....
I've learned.....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(08.10.2002 7:44:09 AM EST)
that when you're up to you neck in shit. The best thing to do is keep your mouth shut.
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