"This is a—this is a—any strike's a tough—tough situation, but this one happens to come at a—or a lockout is a tough situation, or no work is a tough situation—is to come at bad time."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President Bush Following Meeting with Congressional Leaders to Discuss Terrorism Insurance," Oct. 1, 2002
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Q: What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A: A Poke'mon.
...and it's a Christmas one... Damn, it's so seldom that he gets posted they're going back in time. When did you submit this TJ?
I always give 5 goofballs to TJ submissions. Don't axe me why.
Just protecting my sheep
Nothin' but ho ho ho's.
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started by
proverbialchump
(08.21.2002 7:40:45 AM EST)
Just like a woman, both only come once a year, and the rest of time is all make believe.
TJ
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started by
thegrandpatron
(08.21.2002 7:21:33 AM EST)
"Erectiledysfunction" has nothing to do with the size of your penis. That's "Erectilembarrassment". Hohohohohhohohoho
TJ ....
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started by
marvin
(08.21.2002 5:12:42 AM EST)
if you came down chimneys you would be smokin' for sure ! Hahahahahahahaha
As for Santa .... what in front of all those children ?
I guess.......
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started by
tjshere
(08.21.2002 3:01:32 AM EST)
If I could only come down chimneys I wouldn't have too much incentive to get it up either.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Just want to let you know
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started by
kweenbee
(08.21.2002 1:07:51 AM EST)
That I gave you a ^5 for this. Figured you were down and out.
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