"There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Remarks by the President at Chris Chocola for Congress, and Indiana Victory 2002 Finance Dinner," Sept. 5, 2002
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"Sponges grow in the ocean ... that kills me. I wonder how much deeper theoceans would be if that didn't happen." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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Yo Mama ...
so ugly not even her Rice Crispies will talk to her!
One Liners
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal.
This looks like.....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(08.23.2002 7:33:13 AM EST)
my Beagle after she steels a Pack of Gum from my Daughters Backpack.
Looks like....
(2 replies)
started by
tjshere
(08.23.2002 6:16:18 AM EST)
Monica Lewinsky's cat.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
I'm waiting
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started by
marvin
(08.23.2002 3:46:00 AM EST)
for the bird to open the door in the cat's eyes .....
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