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Drink Water

By: acidintervalPublished: 09/02/2002
 
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You have to read this whole thing on water, it's interesting!

75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.

In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.

Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.

One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100%of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study.

Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.

Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

Of course, too much water may have strange side effects.

Drink Water

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    Thread comment award goes to: (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (09.02.2003 1:05:45 AM EST)


    bigjohn2 for his brilliant comment of:

    goodness
    look at those puppies...

    Keep those comments coming folks,
    you too could be a weener!!

    goodness (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.02.2002 9:20:18 PM EST)

    look at those puppies....

    I drink..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.02.2002 11:11:05 AM EST)

    Around a gallon of water a day. I guess that explains my huge schween.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Sometimes..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.02.2002 8:06:51 AM EST)

    to much of a good thing, is just to much.

    I'm gonna make sure (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.02.2002 4:54:26 AM EST)

    my girlfriend drinks plenty from now on !

    WOW! (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (09.02.2002 4:30:32 AM EST)

    if she drinks anymore, she'll be soon flooding the valley below.

    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

    WOW! (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (09.02.2002 4:30:11 AM EST)

    if she drinks anymore, she'll be soon flooding the valley below.

    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

    I drink a lot of water thru the day. (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (09.02.2002 2:13:46 AM EST)

    But wash it down with beer at night. That way, no more hunger pains. ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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