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One Cool Kid

By: skunkmanPublished: 09/06/2002
 
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    Thread comment award goes to: (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (09.06.2003 0:28:54 AM EST)


    thegrandpatron
    for once again destroying the english language with this comment:

    Just wait
    until if figures out what that Camel Toe really is.


    Well IF figures it out I hope IF will tell us. And what damn Camel Toe?

    Keep those comments coming folks,
    you too could be a weener!!

    Kids meal. (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (09.06.2002 10:54:06 AM EST)

    All hooter's meals are happy meals.

    Just wait (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.06.2002 9:33:31 AM EST)

    until if figures out what that Camel Toe really is.

    who said (0 replies)
    started by doggystyle
    (09.06.2002 8:14:55 AM EST)

    there were problems with American youths. Looks like this youngster is on the right track to me.

    how you like my doggystyle

    Can I (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.06.2002 3:59:05 AM EST)

    aupersize those ?

    Well Skunk. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (09.06.2002 2:13:56 AM EST)

    You got a three on the first vote. you're getting a five from me buddy.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    The kid is thinking..... (0 replies)  
    started by maxhumor
    (09.06.2002 0:40:11 AM EST)

    " I haven't seen anything like THAT, since I was weaned"

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