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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She gets runs in her jeans.
One Liners
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email? A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manuals".
Is this the Gal.....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(08.31.2002 7:15:51 AM EST)
Jimbo was talking about yesterday, giving Blow Jobs in a Boat? It was kind of a confussing story.
LOL
Shark Bait
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started by
marvin
(08.31.2002 6:13:41 AM EST)
today's lesson is what to do when you fall overboard ...
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