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Rules For Chopping Wood

By: marvinPublished: 09/01/2002
 
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  1. Never park down hill of a tree you are cutting.
  2. When in doubt, park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
  3. Just because you live within driving distant of a forest, does not make you a Lumber Jack.
  4. Always use the neighbors truck.

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    Unless I miss my guess, (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (09.01.2002 5:33:09 PM EST)

    That's the Grand Patron standing in the back of that truck. ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I suppose...... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.01.2002 9:04:41 AM EST)

    His only option now is to make a new pickup out of wood.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    LOL @ the Grand. (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (09.01.2002 8:00:49 AM EST)

    Hey GP, that will buff right outta there. ha ha ha

    Now sing it everybody, "Im a lumberjack and Im ok......

    What was the Phone Number (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.01.2002 7:05:05 AM EST)

    for that Dent Puller I saw advertised on TV? I think I can pop that back out.

    Well acid (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.01.2002 4:40:39 AM EST)

    If a tree that big was falling that close to you what would your reaction be ? LMAO

    Bummer (0 replies)  
    started by acidinterval
    (09.01.2002 1:48:05 AM EST)

    for the truck dude..

    but now, why is there a log in your ass?

    ewe are sofa king we todd did

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