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Skittle-chicks
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started by
tjshere
(03.31.2002 10:07:16 AM EST)
And they look good enough to eat. At least they will once they develop some breasts. ;^)
Good show, Damsel. Keep `em coming.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
One Time
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started by
thegrandpatron
(03.31.2002 8:05:06 AM EST)
A casual acquaintance, ask me if I wanted to go with him to pick up some chicks. I didn't know the F$cker was a "Chicken Farmer".
The picture looks cute
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started by
marvin
(03.31.2002 3:20:00 AM EST)
but they actually do this in some country, they dye the chicks .... it's sheer cruelty !
Sorry folks... my mistake
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started by
roger
(03.31.2002 1:02:28 AM EST)
The picture was there but maybe I wasn't all here.
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