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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"Our military is performing brilliantly. See, the transition from torture chambers and rape rooms and mass graves and fear of authority is a tough transition. And they're doing the good work of keeping this country stabilized as a political process unfolds." —Bush, remarks on "Tax Relief and the Economy," Iowa, April 15, 2004
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After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
— Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island
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Snapple Facts |
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#148 The tallest man was 8 ft. 11 in.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is like a refrigerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
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One Liners |
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Q: Why do breasts' have nipples?
A: If they didn't, they would be pointless!
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
