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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"We've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently against them, and I want to know who the leakers are." - Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003
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"You can't do it that way. You spoil the anticlimax."
— Michael Curtiz, flm director, to a writer rewriting a scene
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Snapple Facts |
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#51 There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
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... is so fat, She tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out!is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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One Liners |
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Q. How many NYU students does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Nobody knows, as soon one of them gets to the top of the ladder, they jump.
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
