"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."—Bush, meeting with Iraqi citizens who received medical care in the U.S., May 25, 2004
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"A kitchen in every pot. I mean, a pot in every -- I mean, a chicken in every..." — George Bush
Snapple Facts
#176 The first bike was called a hobbyhorse.
Yo Mama ...
has a' Afro, with a chin strap!!!!
One Liners
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car crash yesterday? A: Some dick cut her off.
that this is not in the uncensored section, knowing the skunkman...
hahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
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