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"I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time." — Mike McCormack, coach of the hapless Baltimore Colts after the team's co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis (1981)
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#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she hears it's chilly outside is so she gets a bowl
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He's gonna have
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marvin
(10.15.2002 9:58:50 AM EST)
a bad case of the scrolls.
Damn it...
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started by
proverbialchump
(10.15.2002 6:20:49 AM EST)
I misread that one. I thought it said "cat carving."
Hahahahahahaha
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kweenbee
(10.15.2002 0:30:32 AM EST)
Great pic buddy. Nice sig gif too.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
