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Man Seeks Woman

By: acidintervalPublished: 10/21/2002
 
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What a dreamer...

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    Man seeks woman... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (10.21.2002 5:57:19 PM EST)

    with good looks, whom cooks, cleans, is into sports, drinking, and all nighters. Must appreciate a selfish, moody guy. If this is you call Guinness.

    Must be (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (10.21.2002 4:35:24 AM EST)

    good with children ?

    Double-jointed? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.21.2002 3:26:50 AM EST)

    Yeah, that's what I need. Something to cut my staying power down from 5 seconds to 2.

    LMAO @ Acid. "a sweater" Waaaaaaaa hahahahaha!

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

    all i got for christmas.... (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (10.21.2002 3:11:36 AM EST)

    was a sweater.....

    What I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner.

    BOOO! i scared you.

    I agree with you (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (10.21.2002 0:29:19 AM EST)

    What a dreamer. hahahahahaha. Sounds like some of Roger's demands. ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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