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New Airline

By: tjsherePublished: 10/29/2002
 
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    One satisfied customer: (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (10.30.2002 1:28:00 AM EST)

    When I wanna go 'round the world, SLUT is the only way to go!

    " Final Call " (0 replies)
    started by maxhumor
    (10.29.2002 8:42:49 PM EST)

    " Now Boarding , Gates one, two, and three,Slut Airlines Flight 69, all passengers,rows 1 through 48. Remember this is an all night flight, and frequent flyers are welcome."

    " Now Boarding"
    "Virgin Airlines Flight 1, Gate one,,,,, NO!, not yet, lets wait a while longer,untill we get to know each other better. We'll let you know when the time is right to board. We want this flight to be special"

    A TJ submission (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.29.2002 7:20:32 AM EST)

    !! Yippee !!

    Hey TJ you beat all those "We've seen this here before" people. Now you won't get any comments. LOL

    It's my understanding that The Virgin airlines take a long time to board....and the Slut airlines will take you anytime you need to get somewhere.

    Does it go supersonic ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (10.29.2002 6:21:44 AM EST)

    so you get a good bang. LOL

    LMAO! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.29.2002 1:50:25 AM EST)

    Luvly1 had this one posted right after I submitted it. I sure never expected to see it here but hey, I'll take all the contributions I can get. Otherwise, I'm not allowed to bitch. ;^)

    LMAO @ my cane-weilding pal. He'll slam me anywhere, he's shameless, I tell ya! Hehehehe.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

    I understand (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (10.29.2002 0:49:01 AM EST)


    you only fly the virgin once but the slut flies forever...

    and now me limerick

    Now TJ submitted some planes
    no boats, no cars, and no trains
    the submission got posted
    and TJ just boasted
    take that you rednecking pain


    5 goofballs to ya TJ, ya old fart

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