"Do you have blacks, too?" - To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
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Snapple Facts
#67 There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal cracker zoo.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
One Liners
Q. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? A. Dam!
I wonder ...
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started by
thegrandpatron
(11.02.2002 8:42:54 AM EST)
if he'll use that wrench to adjust your nuts? OUCH!
Is that a...
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started by
bigdadlong
(11.02.2002 1:21:56 AM EST)
Japanese euphemism for a proctologist?
Yeah, their number one client only comes when Elton John is in town.
Yep
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started by
kweenbee
(11.02.2002 0:11:24 AM EST)
You know they call asphalt rectum trouble. Good one Acid. ^5 buddy.
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