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Yo Mama ...
has no ears.... I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses
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Q: What does it mean when the flag at the post offiice is flying at half-mast? A: They're hiring.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
I get the feeling
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tjshere
(09.03.2003 4:37:57 PM EST)
The staff cleaned out an old drawer. Lotsa submissions lately by folks who aren't even with us anymore.
^5 Rooster. You left us for the worst reason of any of them.
Sore Knees
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MisterMontyMonkeyMan
(09.03.2003 6:12:18 AM EST)
I'm more used to seeing 'birds' with their cheeks fit to bursting. But the pussy is never too far behind.
WOW...
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roger
(09.03.2003 0:55:31 AM EST)
This photo sure goes back aways....
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Armadillos have four babies at a time, always all the same sex. They are perfect quadruplets, the fertilized cell split into quarters, resulting in four identical armadillos.
