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#26 The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, They used her for a trampoline at the Olympics!
One Liners
Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
Sadly
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started by
marvin
(09.19.2002 4:07:51 AM EST)
It has to be a fake, there is no way they could have shown this on a national TV channel in the middle of the day, furthermore the programme is recorded not live.
Sad as it would have been great fun !
Had to be fake
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started by
tjshere
(09.19.2002 3:16:40 AM EST)
If some guy had programmed that in there intentionally he would have used "suck", not "wank."
Never fear.....TJ's here!
HaHaHa
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started by
acidinterval
(09.19.2002 1:59:47 AM EST)
thats hilarious... are you sure it was a random selection? Or was the computer trying to tell her sompthing
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