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there are to many stop signs when you travel down this road.
LMAO @ TJ
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started by
roger
(09.05.2003 0:31:50 AM EST)
I can't top that...
no, wait a minute... yes I can
lmao
good one
The traffic
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started by
tjshere
(09.05.2003 0:23:40 AM EST)
On this street really pisses me off. I always whiz right along until I get some relief from it.
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