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is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
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I hate these fucking dumb ass state quarter photos... they suck asswater.
Head(s)...
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started by
michaelcarl
(11.05.2002 5:23:30 PM EST)
Clinton apparently gets so much action that every couple of weeks they have to spray WD-40 on his zipper.
Now that's a two-sided coin!
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started by
willi
(11.04.2002 11:08:36 PM EST)
We'll settle this with a coin toss. You call it: heads or heads?
I didn't
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started by
thegrandpatron
(11.04.2002 7:55:45 AM EST)
know Hillary ever had her hair that short. Oh well, live and learn.
She better be careful
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started by
tjshere
(11.04.2002 3:38:35 AM EST)
If the rumors are true her throat might develop a hook to it.
TJ's Here
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