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I had a dog like that once
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started by
ebenny
(10.29.2003 9:00:12 PM EST)
It would mount anything that stayed still long enough... including neighborhood kids, so we had to watch him.
ok
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started by
bigjohn2
(10.29.2003 8:28:29 PM EST)
now I have seen it all....lmfao
I knew a greek...
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started by
michaelcarl
(10.29.2003 6:20:29 PM EST)
who swore a chicken was the best he ever had.
That mutt is gay. He's passing up pussy to get some cock.
i have one of the offspring
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started by
simonsez
(10.29.2003 8:13:50 AM EST)
weird animal. 2 legs with wings. ive trained it to fly up and hump the neighbors face
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
LMAO
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started by
thecritic
(10.29.2003 0:08:18 AM EST)
and the cat sits there like it could give a shit less.
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