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Free Screw

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 10/05/2003
 
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Might as well stop, I get screwed everywhere else I go these days.

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    Hey sleepwalker (0 replies)
    started by gurly
    (10.07.2003 3:45:34 PM EST)

    It's better than paying for a screw lol

    Hey Sleepwalker (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (10.06.2003 10:09:56 PM EST)

    Wait a sec, that's me.

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    Hey Sleepwalker (2 replies)
    started by roger
    (10.05.2003 1:42:06 PM EST)


    Don't stop. Isn't that what you're always telling me?
    hehehe

    Hey Sleepwalker (1 reply)
    started by simonsez
    (10.05.2003 9:53:47 AM EST)

    if you come to visit me I promise you won't get screwed. hammered mabey, but not screwed.


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    Hey Sleepwalker (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (10.05.2003 3:56:50 AM EST)


    You coming over tonight?

    hehehehe

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    Hey, Sleepwalker (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (10.05.2003 0:59:07 AM EST)


    Send me a list of all the places you go, willya?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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