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My Car Is Safe

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 11/25/2003
 
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I just purchased the 2004 Redneck Car Alarm System

My Car Is Safe

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.25.2003 3:49:04 PM EST)

    that will take care of things....

    Bad move (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.25.2003 8:51:11 AM EST)


    With all 3 of them guarding the car that leaves me a free shot at the sheep pen and the moonshine likker.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Fancy car like that (0 replies)
    started by hyenasmirk
    (11.25.2003 1:46:42 AM EST)

    deserves the best alarm system.


    "We pursue that, which retreats from us"

    Does it come (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.25.2003 0:16:04 AM EST)


    with newspapers?

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