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Where Did You Go?

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 11/19/2003
 
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Honey, we hardly ever talk anymore. It's like your not even there.

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    Reminds me (0 replies)
    started by hyenasmirk
    (11.20.2003 0:48:28 AM EST)
    of an old joke, but TJ beat me to it... Damn.

    "We pursue that, which retreats from us"

    That's pretty good work (0 replies)
    started by crazyfingers
    (11.19.2003 9:42:00 PM EST)
    on the Photoshop, funny, too!

    If the banner is not flashing, you're a loser.

    if i could be invisible (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (11.19.2003 5:29:25 PM EST)
    id be having breakfast somewhere besides at home.


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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.19.2003 3:59:45 PM EST)
    hell yeah funny and real to life...lmfao

    No stains on the chair (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (11.19.2003 8:54:57 AM EST)

    must not have been chili night

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    He better hope (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (11.19.2003 3:49:33 AM EST)

    Superman never comes swooping down out of the sky to nail his wife.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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