"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it." -George W. Bush, speaking to Catholic leaders at the White House, Jan. 31, 2001
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"I've only scratched the iceberg." — Andre Agassim in 1990, on his career
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... is so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her!
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Q. Why are hurricanes named after women? A. Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
At the end of the funeral service, instead of the traditional doves they released a flock of swallows.
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