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#120 The only continent without native reptiles or snakes is Antarctica.
Yo Mama ...
is so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Luvly tits !
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started by
marvin
(10.31.2002 4:19:21 PM EST)
shame about the face
This could be.....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(10.31.2002 7:25:39 AM EST)
My sister-in-law and her husband.
She has Big Pumpkins and makes an Ass out of himself all the time.
Well......
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started by
tjshere
(10.31.2002 3:02:22 AM EST)
At least the boobs are facing the right way. She could use some that anti-wrinkle cream though. These look just like Missy's tits.
Waaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha!
TJ's Here
Dumb ass!
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started by
seaweedy
(10.31.2002 1:37:43 AM EST)
The ass is upside down. The crack should be running down below where the belt is. This is worse than half ass ... it is dumb ass!
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