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By: newbombturkPublished: 03/29/2003
 
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Short, sweet and to the point. If he gets a reply, I hope he can hook me up, too!

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    I'd give all that up.......... (3 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.29.2003 9:33:52 AM EST)

    For one woman with Heather's talent.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    These brewery owning gals (4 replies)
    started by marvin
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    are fat ugly chicks you wouldn't want to bang with Harry's dick, settle for a barkeepers daughter !

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