"I don't speak ill of anybody in the process here. I think if you went back and looked at my comments, you will see I don't attack." —Bush, in the same interview. (The Washington Post reported on Feb. 20 that the Bush re-election campaign will spend "tens of millions of dollars" on a negative ad campaign focusing on the likely Democratic nominee, Sen. John Kerry.)
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I get tons of it daily,but I can't decide which ones to open. I've often thought that it would be cool to have a larger penis,,,,,, but lately I'm thinking that for all the little fella gets out anymore... I'd have more fun with larger breasts. LOL
Just kidding. I hope
Spam:
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started by
misspk
(12.07.2002 7:50:20 AM EST)
The yumminess of jellified ham (insert gagging sound here), and the convienance of a can.
Mmmmmmm...Life is good.
How come I never get any in my email like everyone else?
*wink,giggle,blush*
Hey Staff
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started by
thegrandpatron
(12.05.2002 8:01:21 AM EST)
Thanks for making me funnier than I really am.
hahahahahaha
You know what I mean.
LMAO @ SK!
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started by
tjshere
(12.05.2002 3:40:15 AM EST)
This must be a gay guy's house. A woman would never have any Spam at all and a real man would never have any Spam Lite.
gee mom, what did Santa leave us?
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started by
suicideking
(12.05.2002 0:05:33 AM EST)
that's a whole lotta Spam...the jelly that comes with the meat makes an excellent sexual lubricant.
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