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now thats
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bigjohn2
(01.12.2003 10:16:09 AM EST)
weird....
The bull looks scary
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started by
tjshere
(12.20.2002 10:31:40 AM EST)
But I'll bet if someone gets that ring in his hand he will be able to get the bull's full cooperation in anything he wants.
hmm....yep
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suicideking
(12.20.2002 0:08:44 AM EST)
I have my nipples pierced, but I don't like the way that guy's looks.. umm..that's about all I have to say about that. :)
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